One of the main characters for several of the stories. The first two sections of the book are titled for Reginald as are most of the stories within those sections. Reginald has a dry humor that is sometimes very subtle. Most of the time Reginald's humor comes at another person's expense. He is apparently very young as evidenced by a conversation with a man in which Reginald says that anyone who reaches the age of thirty has "failed in life."