What is the introduction from a princess diaries ?

Tuesday, September 23: In this initial diary entry, the diary's owner, a self-described five-foot-nine, flat-chested freshman, explains the purpose for the diary. Her mother has given it to her as an outlet for expressing her true feelings about her mother dating her algebra teacher. The diary's owner cannot believe her mother would stoop to dating her teacher, and she hopes that no one at school will find out. Meanwhile she assures her mother that it doesn't bother her.