What does Robin Dempsey's Centre of Computational Statistics tell Ronald Frobisher about his writing?

Robin Dempsey's Centre of Computational Statistics tells Ronald Frobisher that his favorite word is "grease." He is also informed that when his male characters speak, he usually attributes it simply, "he said," but when his female characters speak, it is embellished with "she sighed" or "she murmured." In addition, his most-used body parts are the hand and the breast, often in conjunction, and that the women his male characters fall in love with tend to have Biblical names, especially those that begin with "R."