What humorous comments does Mr. Bennet make?

In Pride and Prejudice, Elizabeth's father, Mr. Bennett, is depicted in many ways as a buffoon, a lazy man, not overly concerned with much but his hobbies. He is loving toward his daughters (but not his wife) and though he is very bitter about the life he's ended up with, he hides it under dry wit and humor. Just as in this quote:

Mr. Bennet treated the matter differently. "So, Lizzy," said he one day, "your sister is crossed in love, I find. I congratulate her. Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed a little in love now and then. It is something to think of, and it gives her a sort of distinction among her companions. When is your turn to come? You will hardly bear to be long outdone by Jane. Now is your time. Here are officers enough in Meryton to disappoint all the young ladies in the country. Let Wickham be your man. He is a pleasant fellow, and would jilt you creditably." (24.26)