What transpires the first five hours of their trip?

In hour one, Ben has to pee and Q is nervous about getting pulled over by a cop. In hour two, Q notes that he doesn't get pulled over by a copy despite speeding. They're mostly focused on the road. Ben still has to pee in hour three and has to pee in an empty beer bottle. In hour four, the four of them make their super-quick BP gas station stop in Georgia. In hour five they discover that Ben and Q forgot a few important food items and bought giant confederate flag t-shirts for Ben and Radar to wear (they are still naked under their gowns).