Lillian Hinchcliff Binewski or Crystal Lil is the mother of the Binewski children. She originally started out as a trapeze artist in Binewski's Fabulon until she fell, prompting her to change professions as that summer's Geek, a person who bites the heads off of chickens. She falls in love with Alonysius Binewski, and they plan to give their children the best gift in the world — future constant employment just by being themselves. By ingesting a variety of drugs, she purposely creates concoctions with her husband to produce children that the rest of society will term "freaks" for the sake of the show.