What does Crystal have to say about her ex-husbands and current boyfriend?

Her ex-husband Wayne is at the bar tonight. She is happy that tonight is pretty quiet and Wayne really isn't a problem. She wishes her ex-husband Lowell was more like Wayne or even Jimmy, who'd married again, Richard, who'd skipped town, or Bart, who'd died. She thinks that it's a good thing that Mick, her current boyfriend, isn't around to see Wayne there. Mick is jealous, although Crystal doesn't see the point of marrying him after five failed weddings.